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Alaskan King Crab

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.

by AsparagusPiss November 24, 2019


Alaskan Clam Juice

A woman's pussy juice when it freezes

My old lady's Alaskan Clam juice was so frozen solid i had to chisel my dick out.

by EthanDicktaterBerkowitz October 15, 2020


Alaskan french kiss

Where one person shits into another person's ass or mouth.

"I'm gonna tie you to the Radiator and Alaskan French kiss you in mouth"

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by A.frenchkisser April 3, 2022


Pull an Alaskan Ginger

To say something obscene, naughty, suggestive, inappropriate, or downright atrocious, usually in the presence of parents.

Tom: (Spills drink on pants) Aw, fuck!

(Tom's parents appear behind his shoulder, glaring)

Dave: (Leans over) Dude, you just pulled an alaskan ginger...

Tom: How do you Pull an Alaskan Ginger?

Dave: Just look it up.

by FromAsTer June 29, 2012


alaskan dong fan

The only way to get AC in Alaska

Hey, can you give me the Alaskan dong fan?

by RazorLeaf February 15, 2022


Alaskan Snow Club

When you go to Alaska and fuck a bitch in a igloo. Then you nut on the walls of the igloo and make her lick it

Dude i really wish i could do the alaskan snow club

by GiggaMyNigga September 23, 2023


Alaskan Salmon Run

The act of inserting Swedish fish into your parters Anal cavity and sucking it out.

Hey babe you wanna use the leftover movie candy for an Alaskan Salmon Run.

by erynnstrange June 2, 2019