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Something or someone who is really lame and tragic.
Playing mini golf might appear to be a novel way of wasting time but the truth is the whole experience is al-ka-zay
I love being in the fresh air on the hotel balcony for a little fellatio al fresco.
The particular moment when a person(s) gets in a hyperactive attitude, mainly consisting of saying random words
Taun We is acting very AL BD EESK, he should calm down
To call someone Fit-ting-aling means they are fit or beautiful.
That person it looking fit-ting-aling
A Nintendo mark that keeps telling you to download dumb games, dislikes Chibi Robo Ziplash and hates the song "Jin Qian Kan Qi"
"I sang so loudly and so frequently on the train that it seemed like there were 20 Faris Al Zakris eyeing me!"
" He kept telling me to get Loading Screen Simulator like he was Faris Al Zakri or something!"
"Someone turned off the Intraernet. I sure hope Faris Al Zakri didn't invade my home!"
the questioning of what causes you pain or discomfort
Son, what in the world ale's you?!
Son, what in the world is the matter with you?! What ale's you
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The mandatory hellhole where you're forced to go for 14 years. Often full of teachers that bore you out of your mind and bombard you with this useless crap you will never need (such as the horrifying things called homework ), mean girls who think they rule the world, and other things that make it seem like somebody decided to put education, hell, and prison all in a blender and then the result is these compulsory things called "mawakeb". Another thing the boys and girls are SEPARATED which is good and bad cuz all the guys are f boys and are all super rude!
Or the single worst place in the universe.
Where people are forbidden upon stepping into a room. You cannot drink water, eat, go to the toilet. The place where we are ,bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given 5 hours of homework.
AND, if your homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal horror. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss.
Al Mawakeb School: The single worst place in the universe.
Student 1: I hate school!!
Student 2: Agreed
Teacher: *hears conversation*
Teacher: You both have detention for 2 weeks!
Students: WTF!
Typical school scene
Student: May I go to the toilet
Teacher: No
Student: Please.
Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool
(5 mins later)
Student: Ive wet myself
Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet
Student: You said I couldent
Teacher: How DARE you question me!
two hours detention!
Student: but...
Teacher: Three hours
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