Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC
That new browser from Google is going to own IE...if only the CHROME-IAN "sad-tabs" would go away!
A channel that has existed since Aug 2, 2018 that rarely uplaods, but tries to uplaod regardless
CMON Iannoscoper69's Second Channel (Ian Teh Youtuber12755's Second Channel!) PLEASE UPLAOD
Dude he's busy
oh :(
an intense game that involves running around the pool 3 times while receiving attempted dekes and shoves into the water. after running around the pool 3 times, you attempt to slam dunk into the pool hoop. basically one of the best games around...
me- "dude im going to ryan's house to play ian ball!"
raphael-"i'm somewaht jealous."
A very hot and sexy boy that will turn you on constantly
A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "
Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "
-Fellow Miami personnel