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A first person shooter (fps) by Ijji, who have released other games such as "Genesis", and "Huxley" (requires subscription).
It's free and fun, containing many modes and guns (though some use a gambling lottery system to receive them. The game has some hackers, but not as much as many of the other fps that can be found (such as Combat Arms).
Tom: Hey Joe whatcha playin' there?
Joe: Oh, its called Alliance of Valiant Arms. Wanna see?
Tom: LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO U NUBCAKE COMBAT ARMS FTWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Joe:Fine, go play FaggotArms
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One who excessively criticises others athletic attempts while failing to excel or even attempt to achieve athletic success themselves.
"I can't watch the boxing with Dave anymore, he tuts all the time and says both guys are crap"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"
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A special pose used by women while taking photographs in an effort to reduce the appearance of arm fat. It is performed by standing at an angle towards the camera, with the exposed arm in an akimbo position. Typically, photos such as these appear on Facebook and dating websites. Also typically, the women who strike such a pose are fat and/or insecure about their body image.
Girl: Hey girls, let's all take a group photo
Guy: Wow look at those fatties using the arm triangle of insecurity, all at the same time.
Girl: Omg, we look amazing!
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when you wake up in the morning and have a boner.
when i woke up this morning i had a baby's arm
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A small but well trained, motivated and professional fighting force. The Canadian Forces (or CF for short) is an entity that encompasses the Canadian Army, Navy and Air Force; although each element maintains its own structure within the CF, for administrative reasons, the were unified under one command in the 1970s. This made recruitment and budget planning simpler, as quotas and allocations (personnel or financiary) are centrally planned as to allow the CF to better accomplish the overall tasks and missions it handles.
The CF was primarily used as a peacekeeping force during the Cold War (the Korean War being the only event where Canadians participated in full-scale armed conflict during that period), but with the collapse of the Soviet Union, the Canadian Forces faced increasingly complex scenarios, which necessitated a review of the overall mission of the CFs. Although Canada remains dedicated to peace and stability in the world, the Canadian Forces are today participating in active warfighting in Afghanistan, having taken over responsability of the volatile Kandahar province, seat of power of the Taliban regime, from the US. The CF have been extremely successful on operations, though have taken a number of casualties, mainly from improvised explosive devices, or IEDs.
The last few years have seen the CF resurgent. From the dark times of the early 1990s, when many scandals, massive underfunding and extremely severe shortage of personnel tarnished the Forces' honour and image, to the current level of popular support for the servicemen and women (if not for the mission in Afghanistan itself) and the moral and financial support of the government, much has changed. The CF of today is strong, proud and ever dedicated to fulfilling its duty to the nation and its people.
-There are currently 2000+ members of the Canadian Armed Forces deployed and fighting in Afghanistan.
-Altough the CF doesn't have all the big toys, the Canadian infantryman is possibly the best equiped footslogger in the world, even outshining his American counterpart in personnal equipment.
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A woman's vagina; because it is smooth like a baby's arm
Katherine cut her baby arm while shaving.
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An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.
I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.
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