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When you owe your buddy some money, and they`re constantly nagging you of it, remember the EXACT price.
Guy 1:Yo, you still owe me $1.46, pay up?
Guy 2: wow, what jew math, you`ll get it when you get it
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a vagina that is fat and cock greedy.
that one bitch i fucked had a jew pussy it straight gobbled up my dick.
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Vape or any kind of e-cigarette
“Hey Joel, there is a bunch of hipsters playing with there Jew Flutes outside your house.”
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Fact Jew is a more socially accepted way of saying 'F*** you'.
It derives from the way an iOS device corrects the words 'F*** you' when being typed. Contrary to popular belief, there is no 'fiction jew' as that would just be preposterous.
"Hey Henry, we're going to the shopping centre without you"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!
"Hey Henry, we've decided that you can't come with us to town"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!"
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When a kid with a jew-fro cuts his hair to make a mohawk, inevitably becoming a Jew-Hawk.
Johnson: "hmmm that kid has a mohawk but he also has a jewfro"
Gary: "Jew-Hawk"
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A jewish person who all he wears is: a yamaka, combat boots, and sometimes tank tops (showing his farmers tan). He hangs out with the weird kids and tries to go after the hot girls. He fails miserably and goes back to dating the weird girls.
Damn, look at G.I. Jew over there trying to date that thick girl
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A style of acapella singing comprised mostly of Jewish Folk music and, Italian 50’s “street corner” songs. (See ALSO; “Barbershop Trio”, because they’re cheaper to pay than a quartet)
The sound of “Jew-Wop” music echoed through the city streets , permeating the crisp autumn night.
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