Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass
The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.
The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
Hey did you see Cameron's ass in yoga pants.
Yea it's so amazing
Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.
Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
Smart Ass
Wise Ass
Jack Ass
Lazy Ass
Dumb Ass
You must be part of the Ass Family!
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When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.
After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.
The sweaty, sore feeling you get in your ass from playing a full 13 rounds of dominos. Often alleviated by getting up and grabbing a beer or taking a piss.
Guy 1: Damn, I'm starting to get that domino ass.
Guy 2: Well, beer me broseph.
Guy 1. Aight
ass moth
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.
Mike: Yo, I saw Sven hanging around the sorority house again.
Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.
Both: haha