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Person 343: Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
a sweet girl who’s love is so insufferable you won’t get enough. she’s sensitive, kind and even delicate. she was born on the 17th of march (st.patrick’s day) how ironic considering that she’s short and just such a pot of gold. you’ll love her ^_^
oh that’s mi chan, what a ray of sunshine
When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.
I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.
Kayla Chan is the most AMAZING, FANTASTIC, WONDERIFIC gal in the whole wide world. Nay, not even the world but the whole universe! Nay, in the whole wide MULTI-VERSE!! Despite being klutzy and an oddball, Kayla Chan is the love of my life (I know you're reading this Kayla Chan... and I'm confessing my love for you rn). Actually she's the love of everyone's life. And if she's not, somethings wrong with you. She's more important than the bees that pollinate flowers. Actually, she is the beautiful flower that blooms in the springtime of your life, and the bees that repopulate the flowers. Kayla Chan, I want you to be the mother of my children.
"AYE HOMIE WHO THAT HOTTIE?"
"homie that's Kayla Chan"
"I'm falling in love homie"
"Classic feeling after meeting a Kayla Chan ;)"
When a girl is upside down on ropes with her legs spread and gets a 10 inch dildo in her asshole then gets fisted down her vagina until she creams 3 times and then the guy sucks up the guice from her vagina and drinks it in a milkshake
Guy 1: me and my wife had a lovely Jackie chans forbidden milkshake last night
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys