Dad Bag

When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.

Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.

That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.

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who-bag

a random bitch that is fucked, discarded, and not worthy of having her name remembered

I heard you slammed some nice pig last night. What's her name?

No fucking clue. Just another who-bag

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do-bag

Someone whom you do.

I totally did that do-bag last night.

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hit the bag

do cocaine

1: yo man you tryna hit the bag tonight?
2: nah man i gotta stay sober

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Sandwich Bagging

The act whereby a sandwich bag is placed in close vacinity while you masterbate. Once near completion the sandwich bag is placed over the penis to allow for a quick and easy clean up.

Stephen - "Liam, we seem to be getting low on sandwich bags!!"

Liam - "Yeah my bad, i've been sandwich bagging like a motherfucker recently. Think Adam might be getting involved as well??"

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onion bag

Football term for the goal. More specifically the net hanging off the goalposts. (soccer if you're american)

'The purchase Agogo dealt on his effort was frightening. He spanked it clean into the back of the onion bag. His goal was a proper hum-dinger and no mistake.'

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bitch bag

large black tote bags with greek sorority letters on the front. can usually be seen being worn by bitchy sorority girls on college campuses nation wide. usually seen as status symbol.

look at amy's new bitch bag, she thinks she's hot shit.

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