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A bed dater is a person who dates just to get in bed with a girl/guy. No emotional attachments. A person who commits bedauchery.
Hey that Todd is a bed dater, he dated Sharise just to get in bed with her.
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In the construction of a joint, two pieces of rizla are used in the crafting process to enlarge the size of the finished product. Usually this is done when more people need to be accommodated for. (3 or 4 or more). Reaching up to 16cm's long if done correctly. If needs be more that two pieces can be used in extreme cases but this is rare and usually not needed.
Anthony; Is an L bed on the cards today?
Gaz; Yes it is, get ready for a long spliff.
Dan; HOY!
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To excrete fecal matter into one's own sleeping arrangements whilst still sub-conscience
" Man last night, Anjew shit the bed literally. He STILL hasn't showered.. its been a week since the squidley and STILL HAS NOT SHOWERED!! WTF"
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When one has reached his usefulness qouta in the world, or simply given up personal hygene maintainence when appearing publicly.
He is wearing sweatpants and a stained Wifebeater t-shirt to the grocery store-He has "Crapped the Bed"
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a piece of literary GENIUS written by Jennifer Weiner (no, pervert ... its pronounced Way-Ner). synopsis-cized as follows:
"For twenty-eight years, things have been tripping along nicely for Cannie Shapiro. Sure, her mother has come charging out of the closet, and her father has long since dropped out of her world. But she loves her friends, her rat terrier, Nifkin, and her job as pop culture reporter for The Philadelphia Examiner. She's even made a tenuous peace with her plus-size body.
But the day she opens up a national women's magazine and sees the words "Loving a Larger Woman" above her ex-boyfriend's byline, Cannie is plunged into misery...and the most amazing year of her life. From Philadelphia to Hollywood and back home again, she charts a new course for herself: mourning her losses, facing her past, and figuring out who she is and who she can become"
The release of this book brought new meaning to the "chick lit" genre which previously consisted of smut novels and other various forms of girlish literary works - that THAT stupid boys!
Good in bed is the most awesomest book ever written. durr
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Fuck Bed
When staying in hotel room with 2 beds ONE is designated for fucking and one is dedicated for sleeping. This is for the purpose of keeping all of your sex juices in one place and having a clean place to sleep afterward.
“Oh no no!! Don’t sit there, that’s the fuck bed...it’s covered in hot wet spots!!!”
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Usually a new man who sexually keeps a woman warm in bed.
Denice finally found her a new bed log
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