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this is a brithday party that is great in everyway except for the part when the mom comes home and ragingly drunk and stoned kids scramble for their lives.
claras birthday was so rad until her mom came, then the party was birthday crashed.
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October 18 is for the gays and if your b day is on this day your probably into guys and if your a girl and you have this birthday your hot asf
October 18 birthday is for weird ass boys
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The Brown Birthday Suit - On your birthday, your partner holds a lit birthday candle in their mouth. You sing happy birthday to yourself (because there's a candle in your partner's mouth). After finishing your birthday song, you blow out the candle with a forceful diarrhea spray. Usually, it happens at the height of the birthday celebration.
My mom wanted to give me the brown birthday suit, but I got her to give it to my dad instead.
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When somebody plots to divorce an unlucky couple on one of the partners birthdays by placing a fake wedding ring into the girlfriends glass.
Oh shit, I just heard rob did a DIY Birthday Divorce. What an asshole
Similarly to your golden birthday, your golden square birthday is when you turn the square of your birth day.
If you were born on the 6th of the month, your golden square birthday is when you turn 36.
If you were both on the 2nd of the month, your golden square birthday was when you turned 4.
People with high birth day numbers do not get to celebrate their golden square :(
It's my grandma's golden square birthday today! She's turning 81!
A present given prior to the actual birthday
Here is an early birthday present because I appreciate you
Quarantined:The year it all went to shit. Who ever said a person can't change the world never undercooked a bat before and it shows.
I feel so bad for Krystal because she was an April Birthday Gurl!