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When two men, specifically strait, cum on a blanket and wrap up in it like a burrito.
“Yo bro, you want to gay blanket?”
Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.
I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.
A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.
Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.
Slang for heavily armed policemen
“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”
born of parents not lawfully married to each other.
She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.
Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
The act of covering a softball mom with several wet frog togs after she's been out in the sun too long. This usually happens after she has been felched.
Jen fell asleep in the sun so we gave her a raider blanket after we felched her.