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The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.
John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"
The place in your bed or blankets where you lose things and don't find them for hours, days, or even weeks.
This can also apply to couches.
"Dude, can I borrow your phone? Mine's dead."
"Sorry, I lost my phone in Blanket Narnia a few days ago."
The Reeese Blanket is a blanket used to "clean up" after a good time in the bedroom by yourself.
Person 1: Hey nice Reeses Blanket.
Person 2: Probably shouldn't touch that
It's hard to describe but... beep bop boop de do deee
Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy
When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes
“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”
When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...
I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.
A group of Boston Terriers that form a blanket as they lay across you whenever you sit or lay down.
Me: Hey, I am going to take a nap on the couch.
My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.