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The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.
"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"
A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.
Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.
When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed
I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.
Vietnamese women are known, far and wide for their sexual prowess.
In the Vietnamese Blanket Trick, a man and a woman are wrapped in a blanket whilst engaging in sex. The woman is then able to bring the man to orgasm simply through the use of her vaginal muscles.
You ain't had sex if you've never experienced the Vietnamese Blanket Trick.
A food that consists of small sausages wrapped in bacon. It is eaten in Britain lots.
Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!
When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.
Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home
i’m really craving some pigs in blankets