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Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.
"I have a blind friend date on Friday with Abby's college friend - I hope its not too awkward"
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When a girl ducks down to give you a blowjob and you poke her in the eye with your penis
Why is Summer walking around with an eye patch? Ty gave her a Louisiana Duck blind last night.
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a hellish great song from Skid Row... it's also a great advice
hey man, beat yourself blind... it's the best option at this moment!!
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When fully grown women who should know better wear clothing that is fundamentally mismatched, i.e., a striped skirt and a plaid blouse.
That fat cow of a lady over there is wearing a plaid skirt with a striped scarf. She obviously has female pattern blindness.
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While you are tearing up some pussy from behind and you are about to reach your climax you spit on the bitches back. When she turns around you nut in her eyes kick her in both of the shins and watch her hop around into walls like a retarede blind frog.
climax nut pussy retarded blind frog
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a "80% helloween, 20% american thrash" copycat band, having a raspy singer and Tolkien-inspired nonsensical bullshit as most of their lyrics.
nowadays many of Tolkien fagboys and ignorant wannabe "metalheads" usually consider them "best german band" or even "better than helloween" (bitch please!)
they are obviously one of the most overrated power metal bands to date.
random poser metalhead - awww dude I just bought a new blind guardian album they kick ass
a diehard power metal fan - fuck 'em bro, if you wanna listen to the real german metal check out helloween
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When someone is always running late.
Wow this meeting started 30 mins ago and Joey still isn't here he can be so time blind
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