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Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.
Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.
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One person sits on the toilet while the other person stands above him. The person sitting is giving a blowjob to the standing person while both are taking a shit.
I walked in the public restroom and caught my roommate and some stranger doing the upperdecker double blumpkin deluxe.
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after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".
"Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater had a gay lover who loved to feed him!!!"
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n. When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the shit back into your asshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.
Chad: Yo, have you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin, homey?
Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.
Chad: What a stupid bitch.
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Same as a Reverse Blumpkin but when she is eating your ass you fart in her face.
She was so into my ass that i gave her a Reverse blumpkin w/cheese.
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The art of downing several pints of Leffe whilst receiving a Blumpkin in the company of friends.
As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)
Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up
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Two men giving one another a 69 blumpkin. Preferably while flailing their arms and legs
"You should have seen Sean and Steven perform an Alabama blumpkin spider last night!"
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