things to do -by s.clay wilson in zap comix -a statement sure to attract puzzled looks
how bout saturday, dude? -i've got bodies to burn!!
A man that drives a large SUV like an animal, parks across 3 spaces, and usually has his work shirt collar popped. He also speaks with an extreme accent, but may not even realize it.
-Why did that jerk take up all the parking spots with that Excursion?
- Cause that boy's a body swanger!
Looking like a sexy beast whilst on holiday in Bali
Damn bobby your Bali body is coming along nicely
what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!
girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!
girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
When a man cums in his belly button and his sexual partner slurps it out.
I heard Johnathon and Tyler did body shots last night.
Someone who think they hard; someone always poopin shit
Everybody these days thinkin they hard body
someone that is very annoying, or always in the way. Or that is fat. Also, large items that are in the way.
Me: she is in my way
friend: I know right! Her big body self.