sex box

Another name for the x-box.

Girlfriend: "Hey baby we're hanging out tonight, right?"
Boyfriend: "Um, actually a few of my friends are coming over to play Halo 2."
Girlfriend: "Fine go play your stupid sex box since you love it more than me!"
Boyfriend: "Kay."

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Locker-box

Being able to stick both your cock and balls into the vagina.

"i locker-boxed" that puck bunny last night

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jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.

Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?

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box cutters

A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.

Box cutters make shitty weapons.

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dick in a box

R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.

1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!

It's my dick in a box!

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fuck box

Another term for a vagina, otherwise known as a box, hence fuck box. Should really be fuckbox.

So what did you stick in her fuckbox?

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Load the Box

To load the box is to set up a boombox or speaker system with a tape, CD, or ipod in order to play music. The term was made popular in the Sublime song "Greatest Hits".

"Load the box and then pump that shit"
-Sublime

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