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the melting pot of asians, spanish, blacks, japs, & whites. probably 1/2 of the graduating class has either experienced an overdose of some kind of narcotic or is currently attending peer groups & rehabs. cameras on every corner of the school & security guards.
std scares happen at least twice a year & rumor says we have reincarnated syphilis, even though it's been dead for ages.. ?
like 70% of the school is already an alcoholic and the other 30 must be fuckin bored on the weekends.
nothing to do but smoke pot, drink booze, & get arrested if the cops gave 2 fucks.
my name is _____ i am a graduate from old bridge high school & i'm an alcoholic.
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the official residence of dime bags, sluts, jerkoff teachers, sluts, tom ferry, fake ass niggas, annoying black girls, sleeping in class, gpa (Good Pussy for All), rutgers university rejects, middlesex community college grads-to-be, check that.....middlesex community college dropouts-to-be, slores, boxing matches in the halls, grimey ass lockrerooms where you get your shit stolen, tig ol bitties, std's, vodka fountains, riots, id tags, authority figures who have no authority, and rosners fine pussy
slut: you think i care about life?
wangsta: no...thats why you go to old bridge high
slut: lets fuck
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A place you can buy Juul pods off of anyone, mad fights, annoying teachers who don't know how to teach, whores, fuckboys, dab pens, crappy lunches, but an amazing ShopRite, and annoying bitches who don't know how to keep their mouth SHUT!
Girl: hey did you hear that scream?
Me: yea it was probably Brittany being the loud white bitch that she is thinking sheds gonna fight someone.No biggie.
Girl: oh right, do u have a cart of Juul pod I can hit I won't get caught.
Me: Yea we are in Old Bridge High school, why not!
A bridge card black eye is a Michigan reference to when you are dating a girl with food stamps and you piss her off so much she violently whips her Bridge Card (a debit card, credit card, or Blockbuster gift card can be substituted as well) at your face hard enough to give you a black eye.
My buddy Dave told his girlfriend that he cheated on her with her sister AND brother so she gave him a bridge card black eye.
Pretty much the greatest school in all of the world. Everyone is always putting it down, but that's just because they are haters. The social life is awesome, and you can always find a friend there. The sports department is amazing- there is almost never a year when at least one team didn't win some sort of title, and football and soccer are almost always nationally ranked. Just because it is located in "Cashburn" doesn't mean that everyone is rich. While there are some "Brady Bunch Clones", everyone is pretty chill and easy to get along with.
You go to Stone Bridge High School? Dude, you rock
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A shit hole that everyone thinks is ghetto but if you go there you’ll realize that only the bathrooms are ghetto.
She goes to Holcomb Bridge middle school? Ew that place is ghetto
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When you and your buddy are fucking two girls doggy style standing up, but the girls are locking arms kissing to create the bridge and the guys turn sideways with arms down to create the cables
During our foursome we are about to San Francisco bridge these girls!!!!
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