A hot carl is the act of giving someone a bloejob while they're taking a shit.
Milania gave Mike a hot carl on Donald's golden throne while he was away in Russia.
Simply a man named Carl who happens to be hot.
Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.
Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.
I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.
A devastating jiu jitsu submission, whereby the attacker secures a strong hammer lock from the back. The submission, though, is hidden from view; thus the audience believes they have submitted to a half-assed rear naked choke.
Did you see Jeremy nail that technically perfect Hot Carl in his match last weekend? It was steamy!
Receiving a blow job while taking a hot, steamy dump.
Anyone who truly loves you would relish the opportunity to give you a hot Carl.
The hot Carl is the ultimate act of saying, "I love you".
Thinks he can rap, Loves eating bananas, has a small cock, gets rejected by every girl and is the fattest black person on Earth.
Person 1: Who’s that Banana Eater?
Person 2: Oh! That’s Carl Chigocha!
The best man on earth, no one can top him
You are like a grant james carling; GREAT