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carl porkins

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.

"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"

by Carl Porkins April 4, 2016


Carl Cuddles

Highly effective remedy to the common (and less common) cold.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.

Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.

Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.

Rebecca felt much better after her Carl Cuddles.

All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.

by CBrom85 February 28, 2021


Carling

The action of spiking a cupcake into the ground

Yo, want to join me and my friends in some Carling tonight?

by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024


Carles

carles is the crypto guy you hear women constantly talk about. he is also into nft and whatnot.

Pablo: Have you heard Carles sold an NFT at 40x?
Nil: Yeah, he is GMI
Pablo: WAGMI

by mercury dime November 23, 2021


carle

a really cool guy/gal, super fun to be around

you’re so fun bruh you a carle

by madlad05 June 3, 2020


Carles

He’s the best man/boy in the world. His name came from by the catalan lands and his catalan hearth melts mine.
He’s kind, handsome, loyal (super loyal), and have a big hearth.
But… sometimed you have to say what to do.

Carles, today you,re shining!!

by yobeautifulwife November 23, 2021


Carl Robert

My true love and savior....my best friend through everything now and forever.

Carl Robert sure did sweep me off my feet..

by Kupkakers November 7, 2020