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The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.
me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
There is actually no definition at all, because this is not a real thing.
Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."
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When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve
I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve
When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.
Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.
"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"
The team people are thought to be insane if they root for after over a hundred years of no titles or championships, and people still root for them anyway, because winning is not the point of everything in life.
Not many other sports teams would keep people rooting for them after not winning for so many years, a lot of people would abandon a different team than the Chicago Cubs.