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A severe side effect of excessive use of opiates that causes ones dick to render them unable to piss. Usually caused by more hard drugs like heroin, morphine, and prescription painkillers. The user might also not be able to ejaculate and/or get an erection.
"Man that opiate cock sure has me raging."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."
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A Cock Call is the morning equivilent of a booty call, it must happen after 5am and generally is when one or both parties are in between a state of sobriety and intoxication from the previous evening yet still horny and looking looking for some no strings attached sex.
Not to be confused with a nooner which is at/around the noon hour and is when both parties are sober.
Dude, had a few too many last night and had to call Becky for a Cock Call at 6am to help me tame the morning wood. She came over and after the cock call made me breakfast and then I took a nap.
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to assist a friend in kicking game to someone, the opposite of cockblock
My boy JBL came through with the ill COCK ASSIST and hooked me up with that sorority chick...
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When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.
Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!
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Gabriel's 6'-2" cock is known by "Al pa chino" and "Cracken". Girls are always caught riding the Cracken and never get to escape the deadly penis.
Stories have been told since 1864 girls challenge the Cracken. Usaully results in lost of sensation in the vaginal area, rumors have been told the last challenger has dissapeard. So take in considertaion before challenging Gabriels cock.
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Amin's Cock basically means a shaft that has a really massive head
Amin's Cock was Hard
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Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.
Jim and John really have some shy cocks.
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