cold-brew

Coffee steeped in room-temp or cold water, normally drank by trendy douchebags who think they're better than everyone else.

Look at chad over there sipping his cold-brew like a douchebag. It's just iced coffee, get over yourself.

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Cold Box

To smoke marijuana in a closed area that is so uncomfortably cold that it removes the pleasure from smoking in the first place.

We cold boxed Nick's garage last night. It fucking sucked.

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Cold bugaduga

Extremely cold weather; especially when there is a temperature change suddenly. (Cold) (freezing)

You better put on a coat this morning because it's a cold bugaduga out there.

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cold email

Email equivalent of a cold call.

I cold emailed a potential client about building her website. She replied, "I have no idea what you're talking about. API? Hooked up to WordPress? Stop geek barking at me. Will it have sparkles?"

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Cold burger

The act of stuffing ice into your victims ass and repeatedly thrusting to push the ice further and you end with throwing lettuce, tomato, burger bun, and cheese after ejaculating all over their ads.

The boss was talking shit so I took her into the McDonald's freezer and gave her a cold burger.

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Cold Stoned

1. Getting stoned before going to Cold Stone ice cream.
2. Getting stoned off of Cold Stone ice cream.

1. Hey do you want to get Cold Stoned?
2. Hey do you want to get Cold Stoned?

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Cold as Ice

(1) A bitch.

(2) Usually a woman who, if she were a man, would get her assaulted after almost everything she says and does.

(Word originates from the late-70's and has been associated with the Foreigner hit song, "Cold as Ice".)

"I can't believe she was willing to sacrifice our love. She's cold as ice!"

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