Corn

Corn (Verb)

To corn is to use your hands placed on top of one another, to use your fingers to create a spring against a persons head.

When corning you repeat in a fashionable manor, being sure not to cause head trauma.

While corning the objective is to push ones head down repeatedly until they get extremely irritated.

(Usually done on the back or side of the head.)

"I'm going to corn you!"
"Don't let him corn you!"

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corn

The sex that a gay gets when he cornholes another gay guy.

that queer wants some corn.

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corn

A new card game played in Northeast PA involving mutated vegetables, dinners, and general foods. Based on Magic: The Gathering.

Person A: Wanna go play corn cause we have no life?
Person B: OMFG! CHURE!
Kroth: Fuck you all.

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corned beef

A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.

why the fuck would you eat corned beef?

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Corn on the cob

To cut someone's botton penis off with braces giving them a huge circumscion.

Billy screamed in pain when Jill corn on the cobbed him.

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corn dog

Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.

Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?

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Corn Muffin

When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out

I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast

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