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sickest day of the year. absolutely amazing. anyone born on this day is a god damn amazing person and you should give them a hug or something. if you have no friends that are born on 2nd december, you have a legal right to hug anyone you please
A: why did you hug me you dumb bitch
B: im lonely and its the 2nd december
Judge: yeah he has a right to, next case please
The top in the relationship gives the bottom a slap on the ass.
Top:*slaps bottoms ass*
Bottom:*blushes* hey why did you do that?
Top: Its December 16
Bottom:*blushes harder* oh
Today you have to hug every person you see that you know, unless you hate them.
December 12 don’t hug the people you hate
The 21 December is the: get fucked by you tall boyfriend day.
He can do whatever he want.
Boy:Bae its 21 December .
Girl: Yeah
1st December is when people get to hug their crushes or ask their crushes out and they gave to hug them back or say yes!
1:Will you go out wiv me?
2:No
1:u can't say that its 1st December
2:oh shit I forgot
Rebellion day, if you’re born on December 10 then ur a rebel inside. National rebel day, let ur inside rebellion self out today!!!
Bella” Jimmy it’s December 10”
Jimmy”let’s go jump the fence over there onto the private property “
Bella”why?”
Jimmy”it’s national rebellion day today let ur rebel flag fly!!”
Bella” let’s go then “
Embarrass Your Friends Day!
You get to embarrass your friends how ever you like in December 24! :)
Rose: Hey Cloey why is your boyfriend short?!
Cloey: No his not! His a man height!
Asher: Am I a joke to you Cloey?
Rose: It's December 24 :))