Final Destination Disease

noun

1. the people whos lifes have been saved from an accident by another with visions of the future, although still living, will in the near future meet death through an even crazier accident then the original accident that should have killed you

"It doesn't matter if they are still alive, they will die soon cause that have final destination disease."

"The people saved have all contracted final destination disease. Now its just a matter of time."

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mogus disease ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

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Hey! You know mogus disease ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ? Yes, he's coming for us

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old timer's disease

An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition

When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.

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movers disease

When your chest hangs over your drawers

That plumber has serious "movers disease"

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robson disease

A syndrome contracted by visitors to Vancouver who just hang out on one tourist street and spend shitloads of money in little boutiques.

My girlfriend got Robson disease. Now we have to sell the car to pay MasterCard back.

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Dick in mouth disease

It is where you will take any cock into your mouth whether it is a salty cock or a normal donger.

Woman 1: Did you watch 50 shades of gray?
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.

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Fat Finger Disease

When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease".

when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.

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