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Kent and Bill hugged in the conference room. It was a total double eagle..
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Pronounced doe-fay doo-bla
A commonly made mixed drink on the island Seychelles. In a short glass combine 2-3 ice-cubes, five shots of high proof rum, and the minimum amount of coke.
Seychelles is an isolated island in the Indian ocean. At one time imported products such as coke were more expensive than rum. Mr. D'offay coined the term with various bartenders on the island.
Today the D'offay double serves as a way subtly request a very stiff drink without arousing suspicion of your alcoholic tendencies to your intermediate company.
The term has since spread to many European countries, where it is illegal for bartenders to serve quadruples or stronger. It used as code for a quintuple rum and coke, with the understanding you will tip the bartender generously.
After three D'offay doubles Bernard was ready for the club.
My god this drink is strong, what is it? a triple? No, it's a D'offay double.
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A grading system for attractive girls where the level of atractivness is determined by the penetration rating, the higher the rating the higher the risk of crossing swords.
Look at that double penno. (She's so hot I'd cross swords to get some)
Tripple penno (The Risk of three swords crossing)
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Like a double negative in sentences, it means that there is two references to laughter in a sentence when typed via chat, email, or text message
Sam: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sally: IDK
Sam: to get to the other side!
Sally: hahaha that's so funny lol
Sam: omg! you just used a double laughative! stop that!
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When two females attempt to anittiate sex in the same manner as a man and women by spreading legs and rubbing vaginas.
Me and Keaton had a nice double scissor last night.
Double scissors is when to lesbians have sex
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The term originated in Pakistan after a man named Sibtul Shah tricked 18 commoners into investing their hard earned money into a 'scheme'. Sibtul Shah accumulated Rupees (PKR) 70 billion or (almost USD 1 billion) over a period of 18 months. He was later arrested.
A Double Shah is one who lures you to invest money in a ponzi \ pyramid scheme with an unflinching promise of unusually high return on investment.
A Double Shah takes your money on the pretext of doubling or in some cases tripling your money before handing it down to you. A Double Shah promises abnormally high returns and may produce people from your neighborhood, acquaintances, workplace to enamor you into thinking that investment in the 'scheme' is a viable option.
Shah: You should consider buying these utility bonds from me at a discounted price today and after five months there value will quadruple! You may sell it afterward.
Raj: Nay, you sound more like a double shah. I won't make the same mistake twice.
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When you lend something to someone, and they lend that item to someone else without permission. Especially when they lend it to someone you don't know.
Lender: Can i get my game back?
Lendy: Oh, dude i lent it to my freind who lives like 5 hours away.
Lender: You double lended my shit i hate you!
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