Alley Face

The act of being taken down an alley, and and having sex doggy style...which then results in your face being scraped against a wall. Leaving bruising, scratches or sores.

"Oh mate you have no idea what I got up to last night"
"You can't top me I got alley faced"

"I am totally getting alley faced tonight"
"That'll leave a mark"

"Alley face me, you prick"

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makeup face

The face a female unintentionally pulls when applying makeup. Most makeup faces involve squinting eyes, open or limp mouths and raised eyebrows. One can look quite humorous while pulling one of these.

Sandy always puts her makeup on in private because her makeup face is too embarrassing.

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Dead face

Being so bored that your face is that of a dead person.

Man, i was dead faced at the meeting today!!!!

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guitar face

A look of pain and pleasure when playing the guitar. This face can also be decribed when two are having sex

Dude look at John Mayer's guitar face

Girl: *during sex* What the hell is that?

Guy: Guitair face

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vanilla face

The Term "borat" uses to refer to the hotel receptionist as a white person.

"what's up with it vanilla face"

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Matt faced

to be soo drunk that one looses all motor skills, face functions, or the abuilty to realize any of his or her suroundings, usually ending up in vandalism of ones own face, hair or eyebeows

i can't believe how matt faced you got last night....

hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now

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Face-shit

1. Tired of using facebook. 2. Word to replace facebook.

What are you doing.
I'm getting on face-shit.
I should check my face-shit.

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