Fast Fap February

FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.

Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes

Furious FAP February

Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.

I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!

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Hanime and Fap away

Watching hanime while pulling the ultimate fap

Dont mind me bro I'm just doing some hanime and fap away

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Fap To Do List

A concise list of porn topics/genres etc. that you make to jerk off to later, perhaps to challenge yourself or to make yourself feel productive.

The list can be created using fap roulette cards found online, or just with topics that the creator prefers or wants to fap to.

Fap To Do List:

1. JAV
2. Jennifer Lawrence
3. MILFs
4. Your crushes FaceBook bikini pics
5. The prophet Muhammed

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Fap N' Nap

When a person (usually a male) decides to masturbate and shorty falls asleep afterwards.

Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.

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post fap nap

When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.

"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."

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Epic Fap Fairy

The Epic Fap Fairy is an elusive (and possibly non-existent) magical creature that lurks on teh internets, waiting to cyber with you on anonymous chat sites.

Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.

Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.

Stranger: looking for a girl who wants to show me her boobs
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O

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