The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

Dude i just had to do the The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test and i am sooooo tired.

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candice nuts fit in yo mouth

a joke where someone says hey do you know Candice or I'm going to Candice's house and more

when they say whos Candice or something else with Candice you say Candice nuts fit in yo mouth.

hey john you know candice. whos candice? CANDICE NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

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National Lucy Sears is Fit Month

Free Coupon for a Dick Pic from Lucy Sears. Know a Lucy Sears and are very trivial in size. For the month of October, its Lucy Sears is fit Month.

Papadapolous: Hey Sears boo
Lucy Sears: What Mr Papadapolous
Papadapolous: Its National Lucy Sears is Fit Month send Pics
Lucy Sears: *Cries in Fit*

department-store hissy fit

A term coined by mothers describing the hysterical (hissy fit) reaction of their little children when mothers say no to buying toys in a department store

Meredith and Little Jamica are in Harrods in London

Little Jamica: Mommy, look at this new stuffed bear!

Meredith: Oh, it's cute! Oh wait, too pricey, honey. So no, don't even think of buying it.
Little Jamica: WHAT?!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAH!
Meredith: Oh boy, here we go again. One more department-store hissy fit.

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Get in where I can fit in

To take advantage of a situation, whether it be optimal or otherwise, due to a feeling of unworth.

"Get in where I can fit in is what I need to do with this drunk woman I met in the bar."

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one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

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A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.

Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

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