High Five

The high five is a celebratory hand gesture that can occur anywhere between head-level to waist-level, anything lower is a low-five. If a high-five were to fail then the person whose name comes first alphabetically wins the battle.

Jennifer: High Five!
Kenny: -fails at high five but blames Jennifer-
Jennifer: No, you lose because my name comes first.
Kenny: Oh. :(

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schfifty five

your girlfriends age, nipple rings, IQ, ralph nader, cool happenings, jewish hippies, russian half asian 12 year old jewish affiliate.

Five + Five = fifty fifty fifty schfifty five.

Preceded by forteen-teen

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five percenter

Only an estimated five percent of real men exist in the world. Those who know how and will succeed in the most efficient way possible.

Five percenter's are the new minority...not everybody's ready for that life!

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Fab Five

when someone sticks all five fingers in someones butthole

when I was in the military, johnny fab fived me because he said it would make me more relaxed in combat.

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five fiver

A short male, roughly five foot, five inches tall, who bears a brawny facade and tough image to make up for his lack of personality and inability to communicate.

Typicaly found at a bar scene, a five fiver is usually atemting to pick up any woman that he can.

Tony Danza, Richard Simmons, Audie Murphy, Sisqó, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, Cory Feldman, Verne Troyer standing on Gary Colemans shoulders

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high-five-low-five

While spitroasting a lady the two gentleman give first a high five (see eiffel tower) and then a low five beneath the aforementioned lady.

never high-five-low-five a pregnant chick

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Package Five

Anything legitimately obtained for free that one would normally have to pay money for.

Not to be confused with the five finger discount.

Originated by attendees of E3, where the elusive "Package 5" is given out for free to "qualifying members of the gaming industry" through some arcane and secretive decision-making process by the E3 registration staff. Ordinary proles must pay several hundred dollars for the privilege of attending E3, but many apply for Package Five in the hopes that the gaming gods will smile upon them that day and grant them entrance without sacrificing their first-born.

"Hey, that's a nice phone. I got the same one for $150."
"You paid for it? I got a friend at a celphone company that got me a package five deal for it."

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