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acronym ; Fucking Love U
Dave: I bought beers and pizza
Ben: FLU man.
A fly that isnt flying or is dead.
Oh dude a fly just landed on me!
Nah bro that's a flu.
The flu is the hurtful and shity but effective way to get out of going to school
mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine
A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
“Look at the senior girls, they’ve really caught the Moosehead flu since freshman year.”
A unique strain of COVID-19 that is localized within the ft. Lauderdale region. Symptoms include: reserving a table everywhere you go, with no visible health issues such as a cough or a fever.
VIP Hostess: I really hope that guy with glasses with a beard comes in this weekend
Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu
Being sick and realizing that it's because you're pregnant.
Jenny: I've been sick for the past three weeks.
Betty: Sound like you have the baby flu.