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When an airhead/paid escort gets elected to government without ever reading the Constitution.
Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"
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The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.
You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"
Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
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A fucked up place in Oakland CA where people go to become complete tools. The tools cannot see they are tools because they are to busy lying to themselves.
"Are you a free thinker? Lets go to New Hope Covenant Church to fix that."
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A large nondenominational Church in South Barrington, Illinois, led by Pastor Bill Hybels. A very diverse church, with open doors to everyone. Willow Creek has an enormous Compassion and Justice ministry, which is celebrated during their annual Celebration of Hope. In 2009 they raised over 11.6 million dollars for use in both global and local charities. Often attacked as a "liberal church" they led the discussion on controversial issues such as Global Poverty, Racial Reconciliation, and now even Illegal Immigration. A wonderful example of the body of Christ at work.
I would never visit Willow Creek Community Church!
Why Not?
Because they're gay liberal heathens!
And how do you know that?
um...
Maybe you should fact check before you spew inaccurate opinions.
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A new religion where one worships every Friday and Saturday night. Churches have been replaced by clubs, God by Lil Jon, and Jesus by Luda.
Hey T-ray I hear ya just converted to the Dirrty South Church of Crunk. Hows that workin fer ya.
Shit nigga I finally found God and he's livin in ATL
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A religion created By a group of teenagers. This is a passage from the Facebook page:
"In the early times before before the time of man Vishgula created the heavens and 27 earth like planets. he then created his first intelligent species, the cabbage. for the longest time cabbages were the dominate species of earth until Vishgula created other species of vegetables such as carrots and tomatoes(Yes, tomatoes are vegetables you idiots). for nearly a century their was peace until a radish of the name of Natas challenged Vishgula for supreme rule of the cosmos. this sparked a great civil war between vegetables many battles were fought and planets utterly destroyed in this great war later referred as the vitian war. to put an end to this conflict Vishgula created his personal badass, Chuck Norris the first man. After the creation of Chuck Norris the war slowly began to come to an end Chuck Norris was able to drink all the water of the world slowly withering all the vegetables to death, and when it did Natas was sentenced to his own realm to be trapped forever. and all the other vegetables were to lose all their intelligent thought making them the food of lesser species. although in recent years Natas was able to escape the vegetable like hell and take the form of a human, Hilary Clinton, if she is to become president then the entire world will be damned for eternity in a new age of vegetableness.
The sprout of mankind started after the war because Vishgula was very proud of his creation Chuck Norris. soon Vishgula started to create man, but fearing an uprising he made them much weaker than the first of our kind. and for many years there were only men on the earth realizing the sausagefest he had created Vishgula decided to create another form of man, the woman. The womans original purpose was to keep a clean house, fix meals, and sex. it is the pagan religions much like Christianity that would lead you to believe things of this nature are sexist. this is a brief history of how everything was created."
Come to the Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster Sunday service, Worship and rejoice with us.
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The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.
Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.
"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."
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