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Overuse of PowerPoint by the U.S. Army in presentations.
Oh my God!! Can you believe Captain Jones gave a PowerPoint presentation on undewater basket-weaving? That was Death by PowerPoint.
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A “Death Talk” is the opposite of a “Pep Talk.” A “Pep Talk” makes you Feel Good in Time of Need.
A Death Talk is usually administered by someone Jealous & Petty who has Broken Their Own Dreams & Aspirations & Wants To Destroy Yours.
Death Talks are usually Put Upon You by Evil Family Members, Dysfunctional friends or Co-Workers who do not want to see you Succeed, because their own dreams were Never Realized.
Example: Hey, I am thinking of going back to College to Do Something with My Life.
Death Talk: “No Way…You Are Too Stupid! You could never get through College & Make Something of Yourself! I never did! Stay Here at Walmart and Live Out Your Life as our Greeter for Minimum Wage.”
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This refers to the covid 19 vaccine. They now have people believing that if they are vaccinated they are safe from covid and are immune. That's simply not true. You can still get the virus. People are having adverse reactions and dying after getting the shot.
Does anyone know what's in the death jab or do we just wait for years to pass then we will find out when people start dying in their 50's and 60's. Don't get the death jab.
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Bubonic plagues that ravaged the known world during the 1340's.
Black death killed millions of Asians and europeans.
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A threat on someones life made by another.
Person 1: I will kill you if you don't give me a hug.
Person 2: Okay okay... Death threat much...
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A death wank involves cutting off the brain’s oxygen supply while simultaneously masturbating furiously. Participants either report a heightened sexual pleasure, or collapse and die.
More commonly referred to by its scientific name Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, death wanking is particularly popular among celebrity circles.
How did that newsreader die?
He had a death wank.
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While you're cumming some kills you or you kill yourself. The most intense orgasm you will ever have
Person 1: Oh man! That dude died during some wicked death cumming!
Person 2: Lucky! He got to experience the most intense orgasm ever!
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