Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

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These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons!

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

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WEE WEE FUCKIN

A hoe who fucks a wee wee (past tense)

"I caught my mother wee wee fuckin last night"

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Fuckin bitchass hoe

a Fuckin bitchass hoe is a person who is also known as a Cuck and / or Whore,

my gf is a Fuckin bitchass hoe

Fuckin Herm

The act of doing something extreme without little thought or planinning

Roman: "get a round for the bar!"
Rick: "fuckin herm"

you fuckin re

You would say this when your friend or anybody really does something that only a retard would do.

Re is short for “Retard”

Evan: “Why are you still twerking?”

David: “I don’t know why Brian isn’t talking”
Tyler: “That’s not what he said!”
Brian: “He asked why I wasn’t talking you fuckin re!”

^ Thats short for “retard”