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To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.
Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.
Strawberry Goon Sauce - a combination of discharge, cum, and menstruation blood from a female
“Hey did you hear that after Grace and Michael fucked, his dick was covered in her strawberry goon sauce?”
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good ol' lube.
natural lube, flavored lube, colored lube, oil, spit, precum, lotion.
bro, i just got goon sauce all over my keyboard. this is gonna be a bitch to clean up.
Niggas in a gang hired by other niggas to kill other niggas.
(From ghetto spongbob)
Ghetto Patrick: Motherfucker, I don't care about you anyways
Ghetto Spongebob: Nigga, I got goons on my back.
Lots of definitions but in the UK means, muppet, idiot, sucker(US)
used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way
Eg. Him: “nawww your so cute uno x😍”
Her: “haha ur such a goon X”