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When you eat too much before sex, and vomit all over your partner because it's too rough.
"I ate like three pizzas last night. I was doing good, but when she started to ride me, it was a Georgia Gut Buster. She wasn't happy."
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When you crush 5 adderall and fuck your girl for 16 hours and then her insides fall out because you stirred her up
Biker: Stir her guts!!!
Clam dumbass kid:Hahahahhaa. Rattle her bones!!!!
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a serious warning sign one had better get near a toilet!!
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
thats' all well and good, mom; but... -(mom:) where you going, sam?? MY GUTS ARE CHURNING!
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To punch your lady friend in the gut after anal sex causing her to tighten her sphincter muscle while simultaniously yanking your cock out in order the clean the shit off.
Dude, I totally fucked ashley in the ass last night! How did the go? Good! But after we were done I had to give her the ass gut punch because she had shit on my cock.
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Charvers also say this when they have stolen an item of you, they say it to try and be clever and cocky but fail......miserably
1)I stole your pen......Gutted to Death!
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hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!
reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!
jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"
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