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AP European History

Say good-bye to your family, friends, and distant relatives to prepare yourself for this WILD ride! Buckle your seatbelts, you' re going straight to hell! If you are a freshman, who foolishly chose to take this class next year, DON'T. Spare yourself from the misery that so many others have endured.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.

Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.

Student A: I'm really going to fail this quiz.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.

^the way to go

Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.

I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!

I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!

Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.

No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.

by I Didn April 8, 2019


world history honors

a class that involves endless note taking and a test 2 days after new material is learned. also includes in class essays that usually get a grade of C+ or B- unless you practically write a history book. this class makes you want to kill yourself but you stay in it because of your friends and the fear of switching into a class with complete idiots in it.

the reason i have a big thermos of coffee in the morning is because i get less than 3 hours sleep studying for world history honors

by Where's Waldo October 1, 2008

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AP World History

A ridiculously hard class that you have to endure lack of sleep, shitty grades, and a teacher that gives you notes and notecards expecting you to write at a college level... Even though your only a SOPHMORE!! More often than note these teachers have issues with people having any type of fun (yes even sleep) and think that the definition of Ap World History on urban dictionary is funny. DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS!!!

Mrs.Skavarla Is A Horrible AP World History Teacher -_-
DONT TAKE THIS CLASS!!

by DOWORK! February 14, 2013

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AP European history

A difficult AP class offered at most high schools, generally taken by sophomores. The multiple choice tests can be frustratingly hard and will cause you to hate whoever sets the curve for each test (usually the same person every time). Luckily, if you are smart and good at history you should be able to do fine on the essays.

My AP European History test is on Friday, but I should do fine. I can think my way through most of the multiple choice and can BS the essays if they are difficult topics I don't know shit about. If I'm lucky I should get a 5, but I'll probably get a 4 if I study enough.

by a person named me May 8, 2008

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Canadas History

A point in time where our English founders decided to take ice and frozen wasteland coupled with sickness and countless acres of woodland over the nice sunny beaches with nothing to do but relax.. cuz there arent any fucking winters

American: Why the fuck is it so cold out??

Canadian : Meh its Canadas History

by ClawoftheBeast February 5, 2010

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alternate history hub

A channel on YouTube that talks about 'what if this happened and the results' type shit

I have no clue how to use alternate history hub in a sentence

by Coming for dat booty999 March 19, 2017

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AP World History

A useless class that teaches you nothing useful for your life unless you choose to teach it yourself. Results in sleepless nights, crammming in hours of studying, worthless chapter outlines and reading a textbook that will bore you to death. Was written by a bunch of clueless retards. Your school will probably hoax you into taking it. Don't believe their bullshit. Save yourself and don't take this class.

Not to mention the teacher doesn't teach shit, they expect you to learn everything from the textbook.

You could sleep through this class and pass it since you are expected to read 25 pages of rambling a week and learn everything from that.

AP World History is a useless class

by Fuck College Board! October 30, 2007

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