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To stick ones finger or penis in ones ear, achieving orgasm by hitting the brain.
"Me and Erica invented ear sex and have it all the time."
"We had ear sex in my car."
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when you're getting a blow job and you punch the girl in the jaw right before you cum. You proceed to ejaculate into her ear canal so she hears your cum gurgling the rest of the day.
Kelsey, a natural cum guzzler, was being a dirty twat so i told her to give me a blowie. Little did she know I was about to give her an ear gurgle.
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The sexual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. Once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.
-"What did Harry get you for your birthday?"
-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"
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term used by guitarists to explain why they are buying a new instrument when there is nothing wrong with the one they have, under the pretense that normal people's ears aren't as attuned to the sound of a guitar. skeptics often see this as a bullshit excuse to buy a cool new axe for purposes of showing off.
dude1: why did you buy that ibanez? it sounds just like your stratocaster!
dude2:no way man, they're totally different. you just don't have the musician's ear.
dude1:whatever man, you just bought that cuz it looks cool.
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Friends who listen to every word you say when you're saying something you don't want others to overhear.
Person 1: I just finished overhearing Charlotte talk about her secret. She sucks her thumb like a baby at night.
Person 2: Aren't you NOT supposed to know that?
Person 1: Nah, it's all good. We're Ear Buds!
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When something annoying seeks to invade your sanity such as an announcer who repeats a phone # four times, a dog barking all day or listening to Greta Van Susterin.
Whatever it is that seeks to seriously aggravate your hearing or listening.
Jon: I can't stand listening to those commercials on the Buffalo radio. The announcer thinks were dumb by repeating the phone # like 10 times over
Jan: Bloody ear terrorism !
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