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The Big Rims Theory

Theory on what has caused the deterioration of American culture and lack of drive in American youth, brought upon by the austentacious type of living or lifestyle exhibited by hip-hop musical artists or members of the urban culture.

Theory derived from the incremental increase of chrome rim sizes on vehicles driven by rap/hip-hop artists. Circa 1998, the introduction of 20-inch rims in hip-hop songs induced a frenzy and perception that "the bigger the rims, the more money you have."

This subconscious belief has caused rim sizes to increase over time, thus causing the urge for more lavish spending, which is primarily exhibited by the hip-hop culture in mainstream American media (ie hip-hop music, music videos, clothing lines, jewelry aka "bling-bling," "grills," large vehicles, mansions etc).

The rim size inceases correlate to the cosumer-driven market and mentality displayed by Americans. This belief has caused a dilemma in American culture, in that one is never satisfied with what they have, they always seek the need to attain more wealth, hence leading to greed.

The decline in American youth is shown by the younger generations striving for careers in music, acting, or athletics, instead of striving for education or opportunities in more contemporary career fields.

The Big Rims Theory helps explain why there is worldwide perception that all Americans are greedy and extremely individualistic.

by Dr. F. E. Cienfuegos April 30, 2006

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Critical Race Theory

Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.

Man Critical Race Theory is just another way of keeping us down. FACTS.

by CKing31 November 24, 2021

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Clock Immortality Theory

The widely accepted yet not 100% proven theory in which it is impossible to kill a clock.

You cannot kill Strawberry Clock, I cite the Clock Immortality Theory!

by Mason Clock August 1, 2003

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Critical Thrace Theory

the harbinger of death.

Critical Thrace Theory will lead us all to our end

by Queen Buttrix June 28, 2021

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Critical Race Theory

Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.

Man Critical Race Theory is just another way of keeping us down. FACTS.

by CKing31 November 24, 2021

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black helicopter theory

Black helicopters are part of a conspiracy theory that claims that special silent running "black" helicopters are used by secret agents of the New World Order, United Nations troops preparing to invade the United States of America, and/or the Men in Black. Parapsychologist John Keel has argued that this theory has similar origins to those regarding UFO's, ghosts and fairies; that they are part of modern mythology; in this case, representing a fear of the government and its technology.

Black helicopters without FAA-required running lights are regularly used by the drug interdiction office DEA. In addition, most US Army helicopters (such as the Black Hawk) are finished in a very dark chocolate or olive matt paint. With the progressive development of night vision goggles, the need for helicopters to be lit when moving as a planned formation has been reduced.

See also: TACMAR

in short, any farfetched theory concerning any government or other conspiracy, can be espoused by either those of right or left wing persuasions.

Noam Chomsky's theory about Soap operas being geared to lure women from politics sure is a black helicopter theory.

by Koby_Fish April 4, 2004

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College Girl Theory

The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).

Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.

Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.

by Domonic February 19, 2009

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