party 'til you're homeless

A motto that only the best of partiers live by; to one day live the ultimate party; An excuse to party non-stop or term used when partying a lot; The ultimate party motto

Guy1: Dude we need to throw another party tomorrow.
Guy2: But we threw one last night.
Guy1: Dude, "party 'til you're homeless ",There's always time to party

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You're Either the Predator or the Predatee

You're either the hunter or the hunted. Don't be the hunted.

"You're either the Predator or the Predatee, Sharon. Choose one. "

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the difference between you're and your

Your is a possession, and you're means you are, you idiot.

YOU'RE a dumb skunt because YOUR grammar is horrid, just like YOUR face
Wow I'm so glad I know the difference between you're and your!

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I smell what you're steppin' in

to express your understanding for another person's thoughts.

Dude #1: I feel bad saying this, but Tim's sister is a total skank.

Dude #2: Yeah, I smell what you're steppin' in. I can't get rid of this aweful rash.

Dude #3: Yeah...wait. WHAT?!

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it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

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Typing like you're gonna die

Typing in extreme shorthand as though you don't have enough time left to actually type out a normal sentence.

Mostly used by people who are either too lazy to bother taking time to write a coherent sentence or people who think it's "cool" because "everyone" does it online.

(P.S. No, we don't.)

Bob: LOLZ @U! U R wya 2 dum 2 uz a comptr!!

Rob: What the hell's wrong with you? You're typing like you're gonna die, stop doing that!

Bob: Wut M I d'ing?

Rob: <signs off>

You're going to love my nuts.

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.

Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.

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