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School of International Development and Global Studies

The SIDGS is a program at the University of Ottawa in international development. It attracts the largest number of students in the whole faculty of social sciences.

It is known for its contingent of English Canadian hippies and Franco Ontarians who don't know what to do with their life but want to travel and want to get through university without learning anything too rough. In between two joints they learn to hate the IMF and the World Bank and that participatory research methods is THE shit. After four years they also finally realise that international development is a load of crap, and they should study something else if they want a good job.

The profs in the SIDGS are an amalgation of academics and field practitioners, mostly all Marxist. Is it thought that there are two factions within the SIDGS Marxist group, a maoist one led informally by an old development worker, and a Trotskyist one led by an old sociology professor who is plotting to take over the SIDGS to turn it into a revolutionary unit. When a large enough number of DVM alumni realise they can't get a job, they will most likely join this organization to become the cannon fodder of the revolution.

(In a School of International Development and Global Studies typical class discussion group)

Teacher's Assistant: So did anyone read the text for today?

Most students: No...

TA: Can someone who read it sum it up? (i.e. the TA doesn't understand shit about DVM either...)

One student: Yeah, it says the IMF f**ked all the development in Africa and they're full of shit.

TA: (reading the text) Yes... yes you're right that's what it said.

by Bittos Bittos-Ghali August 6, 2011

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International Sex Workers Day

Formerly know as “Prostitute’s Day” in the US, October 23, has been dedicated to all sex workers throughout the world. It is now internationally recognized as a day to honor those that work in the world’s oldest profession.

I can’t wait to celebrate International Sex Workers Day on the 23rd of October with my prositute friends.

by Devil Dog 69 October 22, 2018

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International Discord Girlfriend Day

Second of February. Today is International Discord gf day. Go get her nitro. Vc her with her all day and ask for bobs and vegana

Hey! Today is International Discord Girlfriend Day! Wanna date?

by Finger P. February 1, 2021

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International Fuck Off Brody Day

May 27th the day where u can tell brody to fuck off

Brody: Hey gu-
You: Fuck Off Brody
Brody: Wh-
You: It's International Fuck Off Brody Day

by nayeoniwww May 27, 2022


International send a booty pic day

Holiday on May 6th that is all about sending booty pics. Ask a girl or guy for a booty pic and they have to send you one.

Guy:” Heyy, send me a booty pic! It’s international send a booty pic day.”
Chick:” Well if it’s a holiday.”

by Gregory Masonry May 6, 2022


International throw noob gamers day

You can legally throw around noob gamers on 26th of October.

International throw noob gamers day is in a few days! Im gonna throw you so hard!

by MedalBrawl October 21, 2021


International Michael James David Day

Est. August 7, 2021. This day is dedicated to a sexy, funny, hardworking, passionate man who means the world to me. He wears many job titles, gardner, electrician, scientist, trucker, mechanic!! On this day we celebrate all of Michael James David’s favorite activities, foods, and sayings! One of the best days out of the year. Nobody compares to Michael James David.

Let’s celebrate international Michael James David Day!

by kingvon18 September 7, 2021