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My tummy hurts, I think I have gas...(pzbbbt) oh my a wind cookie!
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Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.
(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
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"Smoking on cookie in the hotbox"(Migos-Bad and Boujee)
Smoking weed smoking cookie in the hotbox
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1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.
2. Slang for Animal Cracker.
"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."
"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."
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A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.
Dude: Have you met Pricilla?
Dude #2: Yeah, I have. She really is a raisin cookie, y’know?
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The act of putting chocolate chips and cookie dough around your sisters vagina then fucking the shit out of it.
Dude last night i gave my sister an alabama cookie.
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The girl who snorts at your jokes(;
Friend: *makes a funny joke*
Brookie cookie: HAHA *snorts
Friends: Brookie cookie did you snort ?!
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