Good Charlotte

A faggy, annoying band that 12 year old posers tend to be obsessed with. They suck at everything they play, sound like shit, and probably have circle jerks with eachother. They team up with Simple Plan to be the worst excuse for punk bands in the history of music. They in fact DID sell out. Just because the lyric books says "we'ld like to thank the fans" does not mean they actually give two shits about you.. sorry.. but they're fucking horrible, poser, POP (not punk), loser band that should be terminated for all airwaves.

Once these 12 year old girls hit 14, they will hate good charlotte like every other non-poser, normal person!

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Good omens

(spoilers) Good omens is a series released on prime on 2019 and has 2 seasons. The first season follows Crowley and aziraphale. Aziraphale is an angel in heaven, and Crowley was previously an angel before he sauntered vaguely downwards. In the present day, the couple try to stop armageddon. Basically, Armageddon is the plan of heaven and hell to see which one is better. The two planned to make Adam, the son of Satan, to be neither good or bad. At the end they end up stopping armageddon from happening and the earth from ending. But right before you think the credits would roll aziraphale and crowley leave to get some ice cream (I forgot). As they were about to leave, aziraphale gets kidnapped and while Crowley was chasing after him he gets caught too. Crowley was sent back to hell to serve his punishm and aziraphale gets sent to heaven for the same reason. In hell, Crowley was given the punishment of bathing in holy water. Which, if it wasn't obvious, will kill him instantly. The archangel Michael arrived with a pot (I forgot what it was called) filled with holy water and began to fill the tub. I have no idea how a small pot filled an intire tub with holy water but who knows? Probably some miracle they performed.

While in heaven, Aziraphale was given the punishment of burning alive. One of the demons came in and lit the fire thingy and Aziraphale was ordered to step in. As he stepped into the burning flames he was completely unfazed and even blew fire at the archangel Gabriel, which he dodged. In hell, Crowley was just chilling in the holy water, not giving a shit. It was basically just a regular bath to her. The Duke of hell, Lord Beelzebub was left confused and the archangel Gabriel aswell. They end up letting the two leave and go back to earth. Crowley and aziraphale met up with each other and that's where we find out that the two have actually switched places, which explains how Crowley didn't evaporate in the holy water and how aziraphale didn't burn to death.
Yes, this is an excuse to rant about good omens

Patrica Gooding

takes O'Canada way to seriously, like chill, vegan, takes everything way to srysly

whatever you do today, its fine, just don't be a Patrica Gooding

good drank

Promethazine-codeine cough syrup mixed into a soda, which when consumed produces a sedated, euphoric high.

Good drank, big knots
Good drugs, I put a four on the rocks

chlamaged goods

when you have tested positiv for chlamydia and can't have sex

Chrystal: com' on Ron! Let's make sweet sweet luuv!?
Ron: Da'fuck Chrystal! you know I can't! I got chlamaged goods!!

Good Jawn

Anything that is good can be considered a GOOD JAWN

“Did you see that tookus?? GOOD JAWN!”
“Did you try that new snapple? It’s a GOOD JAWN”
“That new keanu Reeves movie is a GOOD JAWN”

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good bumps

Instead of having the goose bump from when somebody is kissin on you, you get the GOOD bumps, when a boy/girl goes down your neck & all that

Laura: I cant wait for tonight!
Joe: Imma give you them good bumps girl!