gettin head in a Blazer
"Man that girl gave me a real nice Bla J, last night i'm glad i bought that Blazer"
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1) Deep voiced person that believes Hitler was from Austria and not from Germany; very wary of spies as well
2) Someone that has no aptitude for geometry and can never answer a question correctly
J Whale on street corner: I'm telling you people that Hitler is from Austria not Germany. Open your eyes and don't be deceived!!! Another thing too, squares do not have four sides and trapezoids are the best!
Bystander: Shut the fuck up. Your voice is setting off car alarms, hurting my dog, and misleading whales to the beach!!
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J-drama stands for Japanese drama or dorama which is a japanese tv show that has a variety of genres including romance, comedy, tear-jerker, adventure, sci-fi, etc. A lot of foreign viewers watch them on online and many of the idol dramas are extremely popular
I'm watching Kame's new J-drama mom, not now!
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A sexy beast who fucks the women all night long. He has a huge cock and I mean HUGE.
Everybody looks at his cock when they walk past him. All the chicks have an orgasm when they see him
Also, he has a huge cock
Oh, did I mention his cocks huge?
Guy 1: NGL j-dawgarooni has a HUGE COCK
Girl 1: yeah ikr, I wanna give him a Johnny quango (wank)
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Ejaculating during a chiropractic adjustment.
My back was killing me and I was horny so I went and got a Dr. J.
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A man with a handlebar moustache and balding head Who listens to Megadeath music and believes he is the true leader of the gang, Loves a posh danger wank and pegging with his dad
Can you believe that guy there is a J Jizzle
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A thug like no other motha-fucka
Usually is steady mobbin and fuckin bitches
Comprised of:
1. 10% Luck
2. 20% Skill
3. 15% Concentrated Power of Will
4. 5% Pleasure
5. 50% Pain
6. 100% Not to Fuck w/ his game
Person 1: Man Jared is such a playa, look @ him tellin those bitches wats up
Person 2: Dude his name ain't Jared, its J-Wad motha FUCKAAAAAA
Person 1: What do you think you are, a rapper??
J-Wad: I ain't no rapper, I'm a lyricist bitch
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