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When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand
sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going
The act of jerking the slim jim.
"Bro you want to jerk the jimmy" "Hes jerking the jimmy"
When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.
"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."
When your going hard in her pussy and right before you cum, she pulls up her pants and you ejaculate on her cameltoe.
I remember the first time I tried camel jerking and she didn't have the money to pay for her dry cleaning.
When you jerk-off inside of a condom.
Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.
Beating you meat while in the shower
"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"