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A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.
My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.
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when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.
Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.
Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".
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One of the most Bad Ass last names in all of history.
DUDE have you seen this guy's last name before? "De Jesus" what a BAD ASS NAME.
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when someone is doing something so shameful/extra that you need Jesus to fix it for you because it has become too much. or when something foul has happened and only Jesus can help. made famous by Phaedra Parks from the real housewives of Atlanta.
teacher: "I'm assigning you an essay and a project due the day you come back from winter break"
me: "fix it Jesus
or
person #1: "this guy in my class who I've never talked to before just came up to me and told me my mom was a MILF!
person #2: fix it jesus, that is so strange!
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Jacked Jesus is like Jesus but is short and stronger around the height of 5'3, if he flexes on you, you will disappear into dust in an instant, like being thanosed, he is too strong some people say but they are right!
Jacked Jesus: *Flexes*
You: *Disappears*
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v. to lose control, flip over tables and go on a angry rampage.
The word is derived from the story of Jesus in Mark 11:15-18, where he found people doing business in the temple and started overturning tables an seats of the people, driving them out.
That final change the client requested made him do a jesus flip.
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