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A horse rider that swallows horse semen
Damn she can ride a horse really well, I bet she’s a cum jockey
People who dick ride someone trying to gain benefit
"Look at those Jackasses defending Elon Musk on twitter like they're going to get something from it"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"
An individual that REALLY enjoys riding people during intercourse. Essentially, they milk their lover like a horse.
Person 1: My buddy Cole is a HUGE Cum Jockey
Person 2: Really, COLE is?!
Person 1: Yeah dude he rode me into the sunset last week
Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?
Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.
2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"
2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult
4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks
Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!
-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey
That one person who spits everywhere for no reason at all
Oh my gawd Jon is such a spit jockey