Someone who tax the living bread out your pockets or finesses you and makes come up off you
“ Oh you want these air forces ? These right here are about $350... what ?! Nah bra you Juaning it “
A very handsome hard working man with a big great heart. His priority us his family and will protect them at any cost. Very loyal to life and family. One of the most honest person in the world . He is such a great,honest and loyal person .
Juan Gerardo is such a great dad he helps me with anything i need and he protects me , my siblings and my mom at all cost.
A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!
A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.
Literally the best couple out there. Always the coolest people in town, best looking couple around. You wish you could be like them but you aren’t and it’s ok. If your name is Juan, get urself an Isabel.
A: “Omg are those Juan and Isabel?”
B: “Yeah they’re so hot they shd make a sex tape”
Juan ceney like a melody
Juan ceney like a melody in my head my nut
a beast in 2k. a beast in bed.
juan ruiz will probably be drafted in the NBA.