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This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

by _allismine_ May 8, 2006

15👍 5👎


Just another namecard

A term to describe a situation when you have something that once belonged to a person, usually a performer, actor, etc. (who is now dead) but has little to no value because he/she was not widely known.

Damn... I thought this hat that that saxophonist gave to me at Grand Central station would be pricey now since he's dead... but I guess its just another namecard...

by iASerious February 24, 2012


i just carebeared

when you are so happy the energy just bursts out of you

laurel and candice are so cute that i just carebeared

by candylaureli May 15, 2011

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It’s just banter innit

This basically means ‘I’m just joking, don’t take it seriously’ or ‘it’s just for laughs, I wasn’t serious’.
When you joke about something and someone gets offended, use this phrase 😌💅🏽

You: ayo fam you looking clapped in that outfit

Your mate: allow it fam, I spent a lot of p’s on this

You: bruv it’s just banter innit

by Eglah September 13, 2020


Just one sec

Takes at least an hour or so to do something "special"

For e.g. Playing with himself usually rock, paper scissors. ;)

Jack: Hey bro you going to verse me in FIFA 20
Harry : Just one sec
Jack: Daww

by Uri Nigerian thongz Nonce May 31, 2020

1👍 2👎


just jedi memes

A star wars shitposting which posts stolen memes from star wars sithposting and should be deleted

Guy 1: hey should i post this meme?
Guy 2: na, just jedi memes will steal it

by Jonas james February 27, 2017


Not much, just steve

A way to say you're just chillin.

Freddy: Ayy sup fool?!

Andrew: Not much, just steve.

Freddy: Daaamn son did you just go smoke a J with Jonny and Chris because you're calm as fuck bro.

by H. Plums December 12, 2010