A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.
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A term to describe a situation when you have something that once belonged to a person, usually a performer, actor, etc. (who is now dead) but has little to no value because he/she was not widely known.
Damn... I thought this hat that that saxophonist gave to me at Grand Central station would be pricey now since he's dead... but I guess its just another namecard...
when you are so happy the energy just bursts out of you
laurel and candice are so cute that i just carebeared
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This basically means ‘I’m just joking, don’t take it seriously’ or ‘it’s just for laughs, I wasn’t serious’.
When you joke about something and someone gets offended, use this phrase 😌💅🏽
You: ayo fam you looking clapped in that outfit
Your mate: allow it fam, I spent a lot of p’s on this
You: bruv it’s just banter innit
Takes at least an hour or so to do something "special"
For e.g. Playing with himself usually rock, paper scissors. ;)
Jack: Hey bro you going to verse me in FIFA 20
Harry : Just one sec
Jack: Daww
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A star wars shitposting which posts stolen memes from star wars sithposting and should be deleted
Guy 1: hey should i post this meme?
Guy 2: na, just jedi memes will steal it
A way to say you're just chillin.
Freddy: Ayy sup fool?!
Andrew: Not much, just steve.
Freddy: Daaamn son did you just go smoke a J with Jonny and Chris because you're calm as fuck bro.