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A song people made while on drugs but became a huge hit. It's gay as fuck.
Person 1: Have you heard the song 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'?
Person 2: Say that one more time and I swear to fucking god I will kill you
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A way of tellin them not to front cuz they don't know shit about u, know what im sayin?
Aw bitch you best believe I ain't no whore!! Y'all don't know me! Y'all don't know me!
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1. The famous saying of the crime-fighting vigilante, The Shadow.
2. The introduction from The Shadow radio program "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!" spoken by actor Frank Readick Jr., has earned a place in the American idiom. These words were accompanied by an ominous laugh and a musical theme, Camille Saint-Saëns' Le Rouet d'Omphale ("Omphale's Spinning Wheel", composed in 1872). At the end of each episode The Shadow reminded listeners that, "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay... The Shadow knows!"
Source: 1. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow; 2.www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/shadpulp.htm
Powers/Abilities: The Shadow possesses incredible physical abilities. He possesses astonishing reflexes and is an incredible marksman with a gun. He also has incredible muscular control and can slip his body through the bars of a prison cell like a contortionist or can actually distort and alter his very facial features at will by manipulating his facial muscles. He can also survive for hours without air and was also ambidexterous. He is regarded as highly experienced in various disciplines of hand to hand combat as well.
His greatest power is his ability to “cloud men’s minds”. He can hypnotize people instantly so that he can move as an invisible shadow. He can also hypnotize people so they forget things or to command them to perform certain acts (he once forced a criminal to write a detailed account of his past crimes).He is an expert in many different languages and is also a master ventriloquist (he can project or “throw” his voice).
He is also a master of disguise and has been known to impersonate others, even fooling their friends and family members. The Shadow is apparently an expert aircraft pilot and skilled in infiltration and information gathering techniques due to his experience as an intelligence agent.
He wields a pair of .45 pistols and employs a fleet of automobiles and aircraft in his various operations.
"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!"
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That one Arctic Monkeys song that girls imagine getting railed to and guys, well, idfk.
DO I WANNA KNOW? IF THIS FEELING FLOWS BOTH WAYS? SAD TO SEE YOU GO. WAS SORTA HOPING THAT YOUD STAY. BABY WE BOTH KNOW THAT THE NIGHTS WERE MAINLY MADE FOR SAYIN THINGS YOU CANNOT SAY TOMORROW DAY.
CRAWLIN BACK TO YOUUUUUUUUUU
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something old people say when ur hit or brak their car
old man: i know your mother
boy: whats her name?
old man: never you mind
lol old man=epic fail
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Any time product placement, especially on a cable television program, becomes egregious and breaks the credibility of the program.
Named for Damages' second season, when a tie-in with Cadillac overwhelmingly overpowered the credibility and quality of the show.
Why did Buzz's car have to be a Prius on The Closer? God, I know about the Cadillac.
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1. A person who thinks they know EVERYTHING about Green Day but they honestly don't
2. People who spell Billie Joe Armstong's name 'Billy' and think they are 100% correct while real Green Day fans know its B-i-l-l-i-e NOT B-i-l-l-y
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Green Day Know-it-All: "omg Green Day is awesome! i know like everythinggggg about them!"
real GD fans: "really then when is Billie's b-day?"
know-it-all: "feb. 17"
real GD fan: "yea.......... well if u really know EVERYTHINGGG about them, when was the band assembled?"
know-it-all: "......uh......ummm......2003?"
real GD fans: ".......oh my god....... -___-"
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know-it-all: "(texting his/her friend): omg!!! did u c Billy Joe Armstrong last night on that award show?!?!?!"
real GD fan (relpying): "yea he looked sooo hot but ITS B-I-L-L-I-E! BILLIE! NOT B-I-L-L-Y!!!!!
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