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to ejaculate a huge amount of semen
man you were just blowing your load all over the place with that chick
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What the fuck does that mean?
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
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A reference to Sticky Fingers’ “Liquorlip Loaded Gun”. Implies that he has drank so much he is about to “go off”, like a gun.
Can be used in place of any negative emotion (e.g salty, sad, angry) or just when you don’t know how you feel.
Rob: “Yo you seem really sad what’s up?”
Me: “I don’t know man I guess I’m just a liquorlip loaded gun”
Expression used to describe the process of consuming several bong hits.
Sally: Hey Jimmie did you bring the bong?
Jimmie: Yea baby lets go snap some loads before we hit the party!
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Sometimes when a man is masturbating and finally ejaculates, the ejaculate tends to end up in strange places. This is what we refer to as a "rogue load", a load that decided to go it's own way. This is usually onto the victim of the rogue load's shirt/pants/shorts/underwear. One may never predict the power of the load, for the load is always a shifty little squirt (pun intended)
Jack: Hey Dick, I was watching some real kinky shit last night.
Dick: What was it?
Jack: Transformer BDSM. Only problem was, I shot a rogue load.
Dick: Rogue load? WTF is that?
Jack: So you're not gonna ask about the Transformer BDSM?
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After you have Intercourse when an unfamiliar stranger and blow your load. Immediately after blowing that load depression kicks in and you begin to re-evaluate your life
I finally got with that tinder chick, the post load depression was unreal
Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart
Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."